A Tea-Tray in the Sky

In case you were sitting there thinking, "I wonder how dear, sweet, artistic Alice has been lately?" So now you wanna see he...

Passion: A strong and barely controllable emotion. Alice hit me today. She was mad at her swim teacher, so she hit me. That's logical,...

I did it. Finally. I highlighted my hair blue. I know what you're thinking, midlife crisis. I'll have you know this is not a midlife...

In my house there's a mythical place where toys go called Way Up High. The location often changes without notice, but the laws governing...

Alice is a cutter. No paper is spared. I shit you not, from sun up to sun down my daughter cuts. If it wasn't so damn annoying, it would...